December 2011
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mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Him: Sure
Him: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Him: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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Smarter Kid = Heavier Drinker →
Why do smart kids grow up to be heavier drinkers?
A pair of new studies suggests a correlation between intelligence and a thirst for alcohol. What’s the connection?
Best Opinion: Psychology Today, Food & Wine Blog, The Frisky
Don’t worry, all that excessive drinking is just a sign of your intelligence. According to two long-term studies — oneAmerican, one British — there’s...
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via boxofoctaves)
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While listening to music:
Normal people:
- Singing the lyrics
ME:
- Singing the lyrics
- Singing guitar riffs
- Doing air drumming
- Headbanging
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ilikedanielhaggis:
being at the barrier at a gig and feeling like a god
me: oh my god i love you
band member: aw haha i love you too!!!
my thoughts: reaLLY BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE YOU I MEAN I REBLOG PICTURES OF YOU ALL DAY EVERY DAY AND MAKE POSTS ABOUT HOW MUCH USELESS SHIT I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND I SCREENSHOT YOUR TWEETS TO OTHER PEOPLE AND PRETEND THAT THEY'RE TO ME AND I PHOTOSHOP MY FACE IN TO PICTURES OF YOU AND OTHER GIRLS AND CALL YOU BABY EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE TEN YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND I HAVE YOUR LYRICS ALL OVER MY WALLS AND I CRY TO YOUR MUSIC AND WE BASICALLY SHOULD HAVE ILLEGAL SEXUAL RELATIONS
my words: can you sign this??
becoming a fangirl was the best and worst subconscious decision I ever made in my life
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I’m not always the best person to turn to when you have a problem. Often times, I’m clueless as what to do or what to say because honestly, I know nothing about the world and I’m really not the ooey-gooey-mushy-dramatic type. But you can always be certain that I will listen and try my best to help you out in any way I can. I promise to give you advice, although sometimes it will...
parismeatsix:
you know when you have your favourite band and all you want to do is be a big part of their lives and have them love and appreciate you as much as you love and appreciate them but you know the only real connection you’ll ever have with them is violently sobbing while reblogging tour images and listening to their latest album deep sigh
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